Domů Komedie Ted Cruz’s Desperate Damage Control, Trump Boys Point Fingers & Daddy Donny’s Tax Returns

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Ted Cruz’s Desperate Damage Control, Trump Boys Point Fingers & Daddy Donny’s Tax Returns

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The weather has been crazy across the country, on Saturday debris from a United flight headed to Honolulu landed outside of Denver, Ted Cruz continues to do damage control after his stupid trip to Mexico, members of Trump Incorporated are looking to point the finger of blame for the mess in Texas, Greg Kelly of Newsmax devoted a full segment of his show this weekend to Biden’s German Shepherd, fan accounts for the President’s dogs are posting tweets from their point of view, Diamond and Silk have a show on Newsmax where they cover “important” topics, we are one step closer to maybe getting a look at Trump’s tax returns and Don Jr. was sure to comment on it, MyPillow Mike Lindell is being sued by Dominion Voting Systems for more than $1.3 billion for falsely claiming that their voting machines were rigged, and Jimmy and Guillermo try the new signature greeting from “The Bachelor.”
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Strange Wayfaring Stranger
Před 9 minutami
HAHAHA that little kid at the end. Hahaha that kid is too cool.
Melita Smith
Před 9 minutami
Very pathetic!!!
Strange Wayfaring Stranger
Před 20 minutami
Lol the hilariousness of me getting a dog ad with a german shepherd.
etothengxd
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akparadise
Před 6 hodinami
People are dying and you guys are worried about Bidens dogs.
AngryPCLobby Zweitchannel
Před 6 hodinami
That freaking fake laugh in the background is effin annoying as ef. Nothing of what he's talking about is funny at all
Stephen Benn
Před 7 hodinami
Diamond and silk... why? Just.. why?
Fabio Soltero
Před 7 hodinami
Hola Jimmy! Espero que todo esté bien!
Rocky Koast
Před 7 hodinami
What the heck is Junior on???!!! Look at his eyes!
navaskin
Před 8 hodinami
Republican clowns! Lies and stupidity.
furonable
Před 8 hodinami
Conan is better
Zoe Fang
Před 9 hodinami
Damage Control all he wants *eye rolls* He's only doing it because of the backlash---HEARTLESS MONSTER.
phyllis garrison
Před 10 hodinami
The My Pillow guy wrote a book about how he was addicted to crack cocaine years ago. He looks like he started smoking it again! Just say NO! I loved the Dominion spot, it was HILARIOUS!
Dora Carias
Před 14 hodinami
Blob Villa 😂😂😂😂
Pricilla Collier
Před 15 hodinami
Buffoonery on steroids. They do not reside in Reality.
Greta Kirby
Před 16 hodinami
Attacking a dog???? Is that ALL they got?
zool hert
Před 16 hodinami
How was Jeff's island Jimmy
Paolo Mesturini
Před 18 hodinami
cruz......and friends...disgusting people....and americans vote for these guys......
Lupelff Craftgage
Před 21 hodinou
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dinakajtaz
Před 22 hodinami
sad
Chaim Salamon
Před 23 hodinami
Dear Jimmy. Please stop the baseless use of the name Karen to label bad women. It is so insulting to so many Karens. Good Karens. I know of 3 that are model citizens in this terrible time. They happen to love your stance on Trump too. You owe a correction because of so many jokes‬ at their expense. It's not too late. We still love you
Kong Thai
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True. Ted Cruz is smart to CREATE A MEDIA CIRCUS for Texan Blunder. Now we watch..... MEDIA USA RULES 🤣
Juan Salvador Baca Gonzales
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Jimmy if I didn't consider you my father, I'd want to marry you. Much Wuvs and kisses
mark brannigan
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Christ - King Of Kings
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Transpocalypse Now Archives on CSsun
Standupforyourself9
Před dnem
If trump tries to intervene in any way with his tax audit. Jail...
Standupforyourself9
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Fkn lunatics attacking everything actually thinking they will change people's mind ever. The dog looks amazing.
Bill Wegman
Před dnem
Jimmy Thumbnail >>> one mean sucker
soulassassin0g
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Ted Cruz can cure cancer and Jimmy Kimmel WILL still find something negative to say about him.
Donald Talton
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Number of dis-likes kinda tells Jimmy's popularity now.
Ettore Namias
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I love that mexican meatball :) lol
Richard Pierpoint
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Biden must be more powerful than any previous President, if he can CASE TEXAS TO FREEZE - just saying!
Renae' Livings
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The crowd laughs at every little thing.
Worlds Biggest Loser
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Fled Cruz 🤣
I am Khai
Před dnem
The poor trump family is getting crazier everytime they open their mouth
TheHojirt
Před dnem
True facts -- 99.8 % of trailer park residents are Trumpers and 98.7 of Trumpers are below average intelligence
Jahaziel fuentes
Před dnem
Bro they really attacking Bidens dog too 😆
Zay
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Trump supporters: ThE nEw YoRk TiMeS tAx StOrY wAs FaKe Also Trump Supporters: ThEy ShOuLdN't ReLeAsE hIs TaX rEtUrNs BeCaUsE tHe NeW yOrK tImEs AlReAdY dId
Arabion knights
Před dnem
Is that Ted Cruz, or Mr. Haney, from Green acres? Is that Don Jr. or Jeffro Bodeen, from the Beverly Hill bellies? I see a lot of people is Trump in town or is Satan holding a meeting.??
Joseph Franco
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If political leaders give comedians alot of material. It just means that is all these politicians are giving to voters. 99.9% of politicians government officials are bacteria.
Randy Sprouse
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I can't wait to hear Guillermo say to Jimmy, "I don't think so Jimmy "
blink182 topfan
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Funny
G. E. Ayres
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I don’t understand why people are putting Ted Cruz down. Poor Ted, if you didn’t know, is a great fan of TACO TUESDAYS. But because of inclement weather, the state of TEXAS was forced to cancel this weekly celebration. As we all know, a man has to eat, so Ted and his family hopped on the first available flight to Cancun to celebrated TACO TUESDAY in the country of its birth. It’s not like he took advantage of this holiday in Mexico. He did not stay that long in Cancun. After getting his fill of TACOS, he hopped on the first available flight back home to TEXAS, where he continued his stellar work on behalf of the people who elected him, by tearing up carpet in his home.
Yin Tai Ng
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Paul McDavitt
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Tweakin' heavy, Jr?
Alberto Bernal
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the dog at 4:29 look much better than the 3 dirty dogs before hiem
Angelia Mattie
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Joy Phillips
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Won't remark on Cuomo's nursing home scandal or sexual harassment scandal.
World Peace Wishing
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If there is nothing to hide, just show it to us.
Suzanne Porter
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Jr. is high as a Republican kite.....
Deb Ski
Před dnem
"BLOB VILA." 😄 Jimmy, you rock!
Jessie Labate
Před dnem
Don Jr: Ted Cruz escaped to Cancun with his family,its Obama’s fault
fredzep01
Před dnem
since 1900 - 2021 there been less deaths due to Hurricanes In The United States than covid19, you are not going to stand in the one place and hope you don't get killed. Now the thing is, was trump either severely stupid or is it he simply doesn't care about your family and you. Or if he is stupid then your going to after ask yourself why do you side with him. that's the only two out comes for this. everybody got hoodwinked by him. more than half the covid death's are trumps fault, if you have lost a loved one sue them ? trump for jail 2021.
Andrew Zeitler
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Budgie McLeod
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Get over Trump already. C'mon Jimmy, you can't ignore the fact that Biden is a spineless stooge.
leopoldo Rodriguez
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That Guillermo, needs to lose half of his Waugh, he looks less than attractive
Glennis Bennett
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Omg jimmy and his cousin are so hilarious. Great 👍 job guys. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Uw Ayw
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allen vanco
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Why ISIS stop attacking London and France , are they in quarantine too , who’s killing British and French people .? Can Macron and Boris Johnson answers .! Why the terrorists showing up on the places and times MR.Macron and Boris want .?
Mitzi Naku
Před 2 dny
Poor pup lmao
Kenneth Holecek
Před 2 dny
So it's funny parts are falling . Democrats ugh
Babette Badges
Před 2 dny
No effin way is he Trumps bio son! No resemblance in any way! He sure is Codependent to a Narcissist though!
alexander jimenez
Před 2 dny
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O. Jackson
Před 2 dny
I am so tired of those two Black Birds Heckel and Jeckel. They had nothing relevant to say when the Orange Clown was in office so why are they they still talking. Shut up! Serious Sisters are embarrassed by them .
Thomas Magnum
Před 2 dny
To late ted.
Woke 2024
Před 2 dny
this guy is obsessed with President Trump
Patricia Zentz
Před 2 dny
I would take that 5$ deal on the OUR pillows.
Susana M. C.
Před 2 dny
I can listen to Guillermo’s laugh for a straight hour
Benito Gonzalez Jr.
Před 2 dny
De que pais es usted Sra. M.C?
hector davila
Před 2 dny
Guillermo you jumping into Jimmy's arms is so funny and so awesome I love you both I love this show
PG
Před 2 dny
I dont know if I had voted for Biden, I might be hiding in a corner and be quiet. 10000 union jobs gone, men competing against women. Doesn't look lucid at all oh and he put those immigrant kids in cages. Yeah you should be making fun of Trump.
TMP inc
Před 2 dny
They obviously don't know what a well cared for dog looks like; that dog's been loved a lot, it's written all over his face. Meanwhile, Trump jr looks worse than the dog. I honestly don't know if he really does drugs, or he's just that big an idiot. Like father like son, it's probably both.
Gwen Walravens
Před 2 dny
If I were a judge, I'd definitely use 9:30 against him to fully award the 1,3 billion $.
et1965
Před 2 dny
Hahahahha. Brilliant show. Love the Pillow Man bit.
Raw Chicken Sandwich
Před 2 dny
Does anyone actually watch this bullshit?
Quasi Modem
Před 2 dny
How can a dog’s hair be in question when Trump’s coif looked crazy. Actually the dog looks like he is shocked at Trump’s do.
Green Tea
Před 2 dny
Now imagine this panic when a terrorist hits ALL critical infrastructures once. People don’t stop and think about it happening in their state or town. We are talking mass panic. Now can that be something we mitigate now🤔?
Big Boomer
Před 2 dny
He helped dozens... 💩
Sarah Fry
Před 2 dny
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Miguel Macias
Před 2 dny
Biden's dog is beautiful.
Mrs. TisMe Thomas
Před 2 dny
Lmaoooooo
Regan Pierce
Před 2 dny
45 would have been there all right. He would have been taking a cut of the huge charges they’re trying to make Texans pay. Oh, good another video of looking up Donny Jr.’s nostrils!
Bruno Mittel
Před 2 dny
I am not an American and i have a question for Americans studying the psychology of the crowds. Why do poor Americans choose republicans regardless of their own future life?
WWZenaDo
Před 2 dny
The dog just got into the White House after being blocked by Trump, you idiot Republicans. Plus it's an older dog, and they don't usually look as pretty as younger animals. [edited- Champ was adopted as a puppy by Biden.]
Dean BR
Před 2 dny
These MAGA folks don’t have nothing better to do but talk about a damn dog... Sounds butt hurt to me😂😂😂😂😂
allan oteyza
Před 2 dny
Hey jimmy at this point the american people got more money from trump than beijing biden. Where are the checks
Linda Williams
Před 2 dny
Was Jr there
Color MehJewish
Před 2 dny
It's funny that people can be SO mindless... they laugh arrogantly over "Trump Tax Returns" when the first time that story was used.. it proved Trump paid MORE in taxes than most (like Obama and Bernie). BY RACHEL MADDOW of all people! The same mindless people got arrogant that time too... and Maddow proved that she lied to her audience over Trump's Taxes. When the NYT "released" them, they never showed the source data (aka they told you something but never proved) And w/ Dominion suing Mike Lindell, Sidney Powell and Lin Wood... that gives them the opportunity for discovery... Meaning... their cases which never get heard b/c of technicalities, are going to be presented to the courts. And when Trump's cases actually were heard (like MI or AZ) it triggered deeper audits, officials breaking laws to hide voting machines which were supposed to be forensically inspected, insanely high error rates, broken chain of custodies, etc. Meaning, most cases that were actually heard by courts... Trump's people won. But hey... if y'all are begging for it. So be it. It's not like you verify what your favorite media or comedy hosts tell you to think.
David McConville
Před 2 dny
Experts: The blackout is due to poor infrastructure caused by the shortcomings of a fully privatized energy grid without proper regulations. GOP: It's all Biden's fault!
Wilma Bob
Před 2 dny
You failed 😂
Stimulus Dragon
Před 2 dny
I give up on this country. There's a reason we're the global laughing stock, we earned it.
Fairy Princess
Před 2 dny
His dog is so cute!!!! And yes to plant based! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Meredith L Bush
Před 2 dny
I can't with Diamataceous and Ilk. They are so fake and not good comics at all.
Ol' Dee
Před 2 dny
This is the best news I've had since just last week.
Mrs. Rona
Před 2 dny
Y'all never let go do ya? Y'all voted Trump out of office and are STILL talking about him. I know that times are tough and y'all have to create content out of something but come on, have some decency. You hate the man, but love talking about him everytime he takes breath!!!
Will Polak
Před 2 dny
Jimmy desperate for political content
Laura Palmer
Před 2 dny
I mean...but Bill Gates is just a computer guy though.
Nixon Nicholas
Před 2 dny
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Velvet Thunder
Před 2 dny
Any parent who has a child in bachelor nor bachelorette should consider themselves a failure in parenting
Jackie wong
Před 2 dny
Jimmy you are da best