Yeeeesssss!!!! Finally, somebody knows about the great emu war who I haven’t already ranted about it for 2 hours to.

You're saying it's Kellogg's? My life is a lie, I always thought it was kellvyss

MatPat drank so much water and stuff that his dad bod really popped out. FatPat

That Oprah weightwatchers ad will go down in infamy. It's easily one of my favorite internet things, and I love being reminded of it.

Why you so angry mr beast??

Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell!

Mat Pat is basically sonic in this video bursting out 500 egg puns

Why don't you just eat the chicken that KFC made

I can only watch this while eating or else I get hungry

When Mat Pat said that Pizza Hut lost I got a Pizza Hut ad

Boomerangs FTW

food coma? Not itis? Is this what people call it? This was such a weird episode calling itis, a food coma.

People with adhd I don’t have such weaknesses

What’s on the right down corner

the mitochondria has to be the powerhouse of the cell or my life has been a lie. don't you take that away from me with a theory!

Maggelan? thats suspiciously sounds like a guy named ferdinand.

number 15

Why does the thumbnail look like a 5 minute crafts thumbnai

In habing a food coma rigjt nowhjfhhdhshjhfhfhhfhhh fr hd

Me: Hi cousin- Them: Uhm hi *30 seconds later* 1:29

2:02 *Viva la Pluto!* *F*ck you!*

Thanks now I know how to kindly put the hostages to sleep.

lol

"HE'S GOT THRIST ON RUUNT AYAYAYAYAY" -Kool Aid Man

Tuwuna fish

Can you make a video about how to beat a hangover? Asking for a friend. I'm personally going to heaven

Is no one gonna talk about the 4th channel logo? 0:51

Wait, so is frugalness an aphrodisiac?

Space is not the final frontier. Cannabis is a testament to that.

I don’t know if it’s just me but I laughed when matpat said “and didn’t hesitate to commit murder”

One time I wrote ‘mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell’ in a test and got it wrong. Granted, it was an English test, but that’s not important.

did anyone see the blue logo perhaps short theory ???

And now I'm looking into the Emu Wars

"It can be fatal in the short term" Yes death is short term

MatPat: They can make noise about it! Me: **Gets my gong and sign that says: Burger King is Violating TOS!**

For the love of god Americans. It’s pronounced Ee-myu. Not Eemoo. Get it right.

2:08 I’m sorry they expect you to do what now?

Anybody else see that 4th theory channel logo at 0:51 not sure if I am missing something but I’ve not seen that before

Food is food.

Question out of pure curiosity: Would you use the TTS system to: Like: Send a meme/joke or Reply: Send something wholesome/nice? Be honest, and you shall not be made fun of.

A huge crocodile ate Jean LaFoote. Duh.

2020-1(won)

hi

Dumb waiters sound like a bad idea, but then again so did pneumatic tubes at banks. I wonder what the Marinara Vandal equavalent for dumb waiters will use?

Best editor on CSsun🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️without question

Lol

#Aphrodisisfacks

You should create the fourth Channel phone theories

It's almost like Matt doesn't like Zack Snyder or somethin...😂

(after watching about HHS) ....Imma go grab a large Tervis of water now, k thanks bye

0:51 wait

I take melatonin cos my ADHD keeps me up.

Help me........

"Caffeine can balance the effects" Me who isn't allowed caffeine because sugar, caffeine and stuff like that because it causes tic/tick attacks: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Called it everything but the Itis smh

Bro if we question the mitochondria we question lives

3:24 my body misses this step 😐

The cursive thing hit me. I've not used cursive after the year I learned it. Makes you wonder how many lies are dished out in school. #endschoolmandates

This video brings a whole new meaning to “cereal killer”

I still refuse to demote Pluto from "9th planet" to "just some hunk of ice that happens to stay in exact orbit in line with the 8 other planets all by itself" There are 9 planets, dammit!

I found 3:19 to 3:30 kinda funny cuz it talked about insulin and glucose and I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes just 2 or 3 weeks ago

Mat pat be like who should not be named

Hey in the opening there are 4 theory channel

You totally misses the chance to say *"Don't hear Food Theory is here."*

alternative title: couple brutally butcher the dead remains of a tortured bird before cracking its ribs and cooking it

What's an e-moo?

"I hate breathing!" Is this relatable? Whenever you get a really bad headache, every time your heart beats, your head throbs. And you go: "I hate living!"

How fitting. 69k likes by the time I commented this

My mum literally came home with subway as soon as I clicked on this vid

It wasn't the whole Aussie Army, it was 3 officers, and officers are pretty useless when come to fighting things bigger then paper work

Just watch the boondocks episode called the itis

What was that blue theory logo about in 0:50?? Does anyone know what that is?

Eat a Carolina reaper and drink a really carbonated drink

Matpat: proves thing about food with science Also Matpat: But that’s just a theory

6:49 That's a brazilian meme.

"I want to learn *EVERYTHING!* " I think *I'm* your sister from another mister.

If you convince yourself long enough that a frootloop tastes like lime it will taste like lime. End of discussion.🚶🏻‍♂️

"After 3rd grade, everyone expects you to use cursive." How could they just lie to me like that?

Lmao its a fucking cereal Matt

In kindergarten we got 109 total licks (of course there were the weak kids who got like 200, 123 and stuff but most of us got 109