corona was going to prison...

This kid is stuip

Your not freezing to death Texas much love from Canada

yea the bar post was basically saying like: "Oh dont worry im just beating up this dead body and ima cremate it and and convert its ash to gunpowder to use to shoot at an explosive barrel so that it would explode and I would vacuum the smoke and release it in the air : ) no big deal."

Plot twist: Jake jake jake jake.

10:30 I thought the frog was gonna scream ngl

Severing the hand was one of the scenarios that he saw wouldn't work

I didn’t notice you had an accent lol

I know that first clip is from a Japanese youtuber. Hes actually really funny

Okay I could feel the anger when they mentioned the Karen ordering her fries and drink separately. not because that’s infuriating, it is, but because my favourite burger from McDonalds literally DOESN’T HAVE A MEAL OPTION. You cannot order it with a drink and fries and have to order everything separately. It’s so frustrating.

12:20 the game is grounded

Honestly I really miss the hotel

7:21 We used to do the same thing in my elementary school the same

Fun fact! Scar is just his nickname, his real name is 'Taka' which literally means trash.

*Did you know Jake is from the U.K evidence: he said crisps instead of chips I'm American but I'm not stupid*

Hi

7:00 Pokémon Global Offensive

3:36 it looks like a wall

ok

This really, really sucks so bad. I am ashamed of you.

Why the hell do I keep thinking that his hat says "A.S.S."

it’s never gonna give you up

1:58 It's almost a human, the diference is that it doesn't have a mind, flesh, blood, organs, a soul and wasn't small when created

Look I got pinned

do a minecraft gsameplay on ur fakejake live channel

what's even more infuriating about those cupboards that won't open all the way is that the friend has VHS tapes in them. The cupboard is above the hood range for the stove....

Why isn’t anyone talking about the lamp

... you want feedback? Well... I love this ahit

Jake, I really like your comments, but come on, shut up for a bit!

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13:03 jesus christ that scared me

0:42 Wjy don't you be a GOOD editor and translate it for us? She said "UwU Binary" UwU = 010000010 01101001 01101110 Binary = 01100001 01110010 01111001 ....

12:21 the game is called grounded

i miss soothouse

Rikuuu

He removed his face from the thumbnails, but he's putting red arrows more often now

These hot n ready pizzas are getting out of hand...

2:11 that muffin us looking awfully like a hampster

Dear Jake: Feed us their pain

“I feel like I have a really good understanding of what climate scientists feel like all the time.” You mean, *under the weather?*

"HEYEVERYONEMYNAMEISJAKEANDWELCOMETOTHEREWASANATTEMPT"

12:22 the game is grounded

anyone know the music in 6:28?

7:50 not late it's about 7:47 rn but yes I'm in bed with my light turned off and I made my blanket Into hammock that touches my bed because usually if it doesn't touch the bed once I get in it will

Why does jake always stand and wear blank clothing?

As a kid i loved water but well could not swim yet as i was like 4. I belive that i have some very fragmented memory from then but i duno how reliable it is so from here on is what my parents told me. As we where on holidays there where pools and i loved to go in to the pools.......especially runing of when we went to get food an i did not have my floatis ( duno what they are called in english). Well they mostly cought me but i still managed to get in to the water 3 or so times. Anyways aparently my response after nearly drowning and geting fished out was only "ah youre finaly here". Now from my own memory which is very fragmented and im not all to certain about the truth of these myself. My parents while playing with me in the pool really did not like water as much as i did so they wher often outside watching me.............i figured if id go in the pool without the floatis..........they........well......had to join me. Yea. Anyways i do remember being underwater not being able to swim wating for them. And its weired. I mean i no fear nothing joust kinda like its geting boring waiting. Duno but i heared young kids often drown because they dont really understand the concept of drowning yet nor do they really feel sufocation so they dont have any fear respomse. Well anyways after these holidays i was sent to a swiming course and to this day i like water. I scuba dive, go fishing, wash gold, swim down rivers etc.

8:54 let's be honest, that's a death flag

pls do more of this subreddit

600th comment cool

8:05 nani

Can we just talk about the dog at 9:13 with the most agressive "Go and get it yourself"-move ever that has been seen?

Probably day 5 of saying:People say you are what you eat, but they call me an animal for eating humans

Don't mess with my children

3:41 her name is Becky 😔

Do more of this r/perfectly cut scream

I love this subreddit, keep making videos on it.

I have a better alternative for Nike Nick or Nicky😎

Day 1 of telling Jake to return to his gaming channel

9:19 this is not an off brand it's actually a parody and it's satire it actually kinda fun as it makes fun of other gta rip offs

Jake doing reactions looks like the fake reactions from tiktok

"I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you" Me, with a smug face: Snake venom. It solidifies your blood. (;

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I love this

W- what did you do to RealJake?

Well I mean dogs will have kids with their puppies. I've seen it before 😶

Child:dies from no vaccines Karen's:Its those godamn 5g >:-(-/--==

I checked and there are several hundred people with phones named dick gay

Lesson of the story: be British. NHS 👌

“Spiked by its spikes” -Jake 2021

Jake is abscessed with hexagons

That moment when Jake doesn’t get the < 3 joke

4:13 Wow.. she's canceled

11:55 grande willyrex

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The car with the speedo on the wrong side is probably a car that started it's life as a right side drive and then they moved somewhere where it is left side drive (not sure if this is the term, I think probably not) so the wheel had to switch side and this was the easiest way to do it. Just a thought.

11:00 bruh I've been whaching Joe batalozi for ages btw he has a CSsun channel if u want 2 whach it

I love Gus Johnson

100 degrees celcius = 212 degrees farenheit the highest survivable temperature is 108 degrees farenheit i think i've been clickbaited, Jake